Modern vamp gothic makeup tutorial

This tutorial is from MissChievous. I've been watching a lot of her tutorials and I really enjoy them. She does a variety of looks and is great at explaining what she is doing, and she's very creative. She also uses a variety of products and not all of them are terribly expensive - one of her palettes was acquired from ebay for around $20 plus shipping. With some of the tutorials, the artists use products that may be out of your budget, unless you can afford to pay $50 for, say, a mascara. I've chosen this gothic vampy look for today because it's a nice look and doesn't necessarily have to be just for going out, in my opinion.

Mmkay, about this Xtina Bullshiz...

Here's the new Xtina video everyone is freaking out about. They're saying she's copying Lady Gaga. If they're not saying that, they're saying she's copying Madonna. I don't really give a shit. I just wanna know who has worn a ball gag in a pop video before. I don't remember either Lady Gaga or Madonna doing that. Not that I think that is groundbreaking or cool or anything. Just that no one has mentioned that and it's Friday and I needed something to post and everyone is yammering on about this shit and I figured I might as well join the crowd and yammer on too and I wanted to say something I hadn't heard anyone else say yet. So I chose BALL GAG. Also, I like the red glitter lips. Those are cool. Though she hardly moves her mouth so they must have been a bitch to do and probably don't last very long/aren't practical for you and me to try to attempt at home. It's probably industrial strength glitter that will kill you or something. Or special "don't cough during my interview you peon" glitter made just for her. Anyway, here's the fucking video.

No, I'm not ITCHY

Well, the woman behind the counter at Walgreen's looked at me strangely, and now she thinks that I am ITCHY. DOWN THERE. Because I bought a tube of Monistat Non-Itching Cream. But I did not buy it for that reason. I swear.

Actually, the reason I bought it was, I have found out through You Tube Makeup Tutorials, of which there are THOUSANDS, that this stuff, if you put it on your FACE instead (yeah, uh, keep a separate tube if you're gonna use it for what it's intended for, because, EW), makes an excellent foundation primer. Sure, you can spend $15 to $30 or MORE for foundation primer, which I don't have, or you can spend $5, which I shouldn't have spent anyway, cause that is cat food money, man, but I had to live a little.

Yeah, this is my life. Buying a tube of anti-itch crotch cream is my idea of living a little. Sad, right?

But between this and Preparation H for swollen bags under your eyes, the bottom part of you does a good job of fixing the top part of you. Sometimes. Wait. Where am I going with this?

Anyway. I got a $2 off coupon for next time. Which the gal at Walgreen's handed me with AN EXTRA SOUR FACE. Like she was thinking YOU KNOW YOUR NASTY ASS CROTCH IS STILL GONNA BE ITCHY YOU NASTY ASS.