Why It's Not A Good Idea To Mix California Gurls With Liquids

California Gurls
they're so undrinkable
they always
get stuck in your straw
put them in the blender
still insoluble
oh oh whoa oh
oh oh whoa oh

California Gurls
not liquifyable
chunks of them
they ruin your shake
they don't melt
so solid
have to pick them out
oh oh whoa oh
oh oh whoa oh

Music Video: Eggshells

This is a music video for a song I wrote and performed. Please rate and comment at Youtube, and pass along if you like it. Thanks!

u-1: iamamiwhoami

beautiful voice, freaky video.

Paul Oakenfold Feat. Brittany Murphy - Faster Pussycat Kill (Hip Hop Mix)

This is an amazing mix of Faster Pussycat Kill, the song that Brittany Murphy worked on with DJ Paul Oakenfold. It's called the Hip Hop Mix and came as an extra on the promotional single, but doesn't really sound Hip Hop to me. It just sounds freakin' beautiful. You can really hear her amazing voice. The world lost a lot of talent when it lost Brittany Murphy. Rest in peace, babe.

Mmkay, about this Xtina Bullshiz...

Here's the new Xtina video everyone is freaking out about. They're saying she's copying Lady Gaga. If they're not saying that, they're saying she's copying Madonna. I don't really give a shit. I just wanna know who has worn a ball gag in a pop video before. I don't remember either Lady Gaga or Madonna doing that. Not that I think that is groundbreaking or cool or anything. Just that no one has mentioned that and it's Friday and I needed something to post and everyone is yammering on about this shit and I figured I might as well join the crowd and yammer on too and I wanted to say something I hadn't heard anyone else say yet. So I chose BALL GAG. Also, I like the red glitter lips. Those are cool. Though she hardly moves her mouth so they must have been a bitch to do and probably don't last very long/aren't practical for you and me to try to attempt at home. It's probably industrial strength glitter that will kill you or something. Or special "don't cough during my interview you peon" glitter made just for her. Anyway, here's the fucking video.

iamamiwhoiam - o